Growing the forest…

FUNNIES

A magical mushroom world of tasty little wonders

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It starts with a single spore

Everything we make begins the same way the forest does — tiny, patient, and a little bit magic.

Keep scrolling. You're growing it.

Grown slow, picked small-batch, never rushed. That's the whole recipe.

Whole little worlds in every batch

And where the forest thrives… the goods grow. Ahead: the Grove.

Capsules

The daily ritual. Honest mushroom goodness in a tiny hat-shaped jar.

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Lemonade

Sunshine with a twist of shroom. Sparkling, silly, seriously refreshing.

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Tea

Slow down. Steep. Have a quiet word with the forest.

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Snacks

Little bites from the Funnies patch. Share them. Or don't.

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Welcome to the Kingdom

This is what patience grows. Keep going to meet the residents ↓

Meet the Funnies

Four little weirdos from the same patch. Collect them all — they get lonely.

Sunny — The Optimist

Sunny

The Optimist

“Every day is a good day to sprout.”

Winks — The Chill One

Winks

The Chill One

“Relax. The grass grows by itself.”

Stitch — The Silent Type

Stitch

The Silent Type

“…”

Cy — The Wild Card

Cy

The Wild Card

“I saw everything. With one eye.”

Bring the forest home

Request an invite

The shop is invite-only. Tell the Funnies who you are and they'll send you a personal code to join and shop the first drops.

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Stock the Funnies

Run a shop? Put the loudest shelf in town together. Tell us about your store and we'll get back with the wholesale catalog.

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21+ only. Funnies products are for adults and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Keep out of reach of children. Check your local laws before purchasing. Third-party lab results (COAs) for every batch — coming with the first drop.