BestsellerThe Funnies Shop
Tiny wonders from the Funnies forest. Pick a size, fill your basket, and a real Funnie confirms every order personally.
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Funnies Capsules
The daily ritual, in a tiny hat-shaped jar.
- 0.5 g per capsule
- 20 per jar
- No taste
- Travel-friendly
Price$60
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Personally confirmed
A real Funnie confirms every order and sorts payment and delivery with you directly.
Discreet packaging
Plain outer box, no loud labels. The fun stays inside.
Lab results
Third-party COAs for every batch, starting with the first drop.
— The catalogue
All the goods
— Shop by vibe
What are you in the mood for?
01First time here?Start easy with something you can sip slowly and share.Try the lemonade 4-pack →02A daily ritualSame time, same jar, no fuss. The one regulars restock.Shop capsules →03Slow eveningsWarm mug, soft blanket, nowhere to be.Steep some tea →04Sharing is caringPortioned bites for a grown-up get-together.Grab the 3-bag →
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Questions, answered
How ordering works, what we can (and can't) see, and how to enjoy Funnies responsibly.
All FAQsHow does ordering work?
The shop is invite-only. Members fill a basket and place an order request. A real Funnie reviews it, confirms it with you, and arranges payment and delivery directly — nothing is charged on the site.
How do I get an invite?
Request one from the bottom of the homepage and the Funnies will send you a personal code. Already have a code? Redeem it to create your profile.
How can I pay?
We accept Zelle (most popular, instant), Cash App, bank transfer (ACH) and crypto (Bitcoin, Ethereum or Monero). Pick your method at checkout and we'll send the instructions when we confirm your order. Cards aren't supported right now, and you'll never be asked for card details on this site.
Can I change or cancel an order?
Yes — until it's confirmed. Just tell us when we reach out. Nothing is charged before confirmation, and you can follow every order's status on your account page.