Questions, answered
Everything about ordering from the Funnies — and if your question isn't here, add it to the note on your next order and we'll answer personally.
— Ordering
How does ordering work?
The shop is invite-only. Members fill a basket and place an order request. A real Funnie reviews it, confirms it with you, and arranges payment and delivery directly — nothing is charged on the site.
How do I get an invite?
Request one from the bottom of the homepage and the Funnies will send you a personal code. Already have a code? Redeem it to create your profile.
How can I pay?
We accept Zelle (most popular, instant), Cash App, bank transfer (ACH) and crypto (Bitcoin, Ethereum or Monero). Pick your method at checkout and we'll send the instructions when we confirm your order. Cards aren't supported right now, and you'll never be asked for card details on this site.
Can I change or cancel an order?
Yes — until it's confirmed. Just tell us when we reach out. Nothing is charged before confirmation, and you can follow every order's status on your account page.
— Privacy
Who can see what I order?
Only the Funnies. Your basket and profile are encrypted in your browser with a key only the owner holds — our server stores sealed boxes it can't open. Your device keeps its own copy so you can see your order history.
Do you send marketing emails?
No. The only emails you'll get are short notices that something changed on your account — and they never include what you ordered.
— Products & delivery
Who can buy?
Adults 21+ in places where these products are legal. Please check your local laws before ordering — we'll confirm availability for your location when we confirm your order.
Are the products lab-tested?
Every batch gets a third-party Certificate of Analysis (COA). COAs arrive with the first drop and will be linked from each product page.
How is it packaged?
Discreetly — a plain outer box with the colourful Funnies packaging inside.
I run a shop. Can I stock Funnies?
Yes please. Send a wholesale inquiry from the homepage and we'll get back to you with the wholesale catalog.
— Enjoying responsibly
How much should I have?
Follow the serving size on the label — or start with less. Wait before having more, don't mix with alcohol or other substances, and never drive. If you're pregnant, nursing, on medication or have a health condition, talk to your doctor first.
How should I store it?
Sealed, somewhere cool and dry, and well out of reach of children and pets. Funnies look like treats — store them like they're not.
Ready when you are
Pick a size, fill your basket, and a real Funnie takes it from there.